I woke up one day, in the middle of sea
How I ever got there, I dunno, beats me
Floating on a raft made of fresh, bloody meat
It sucks because I got my favorite shoes on my feet
Ow! ‘Wonder how I got this big ol’ bump on my noggin
The last thing I remember, I was watchin’ some chick joggin’
Stuck without food or drink, just drifting on a wave
Looks like I’ll be heading to a watery, deep grave
Here come the sharks now, curious, circling all around
Oh, well. That’s fine. I’d rather just be eaten up than drowned
Before I go, just wanna know who dumped me in the sea
Down comes the wall, and I recall the guilty one is me
I needed a good challenge, was gettin’ really bored
And that’s when I remembered that I brought along my sword
I yelled out to the sharks and said “Come get me if ya wanna!”
I reached into the pile of meat and pulled out my katana
The sharks leaped toward me all at once, I slashed in all directions
They each survived but every shark is missing several sections
A fin here, a tail there, I’m not that mean a guy
‘Just find it more effective than a mere punch in the eye
A shark-attack was all I needed just to calm my nerves
Now back to shore so I can find that chick with all them curves