Challenge

topic posted Fri, August 5, 2005 - 1:29 PM by  Zuzanna
Peggy wrote something that starts with "As I've grown older, I've found..." which lead me to write my "3 cents". What have you found as you've grown older?
Peggy, I hope you'll add yours too, as it should be the first one really.
Hope you all join in!
So hear we go:

As I've grown older, I've found it dandy
To wake up in the morning and feeling randy
There's nothing better
Than early bird pleasure
Not even a long and juicy candy.
posted by:
Zuzanna
Chicago
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    Sat, January 21, 2006 - 2:50 AM
    As I've grown older, I've found
    that the clock now moves faster, around
    And the things that I need
    to complete, yes indeed!
    Contine to pile on the ground
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    Fri, December 29, 2006 - 2:42 PM
    As I've grown older, I've found its true
    keith oberman needs to lay off the glue.
    As I watch him, I grow certain that he sees
    mirrors instead of cameras,
    so (explorative) annoying...
    change the channel, PLEASE!
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      Thu, January 4, 2007 - 12:09 PM
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        Sat, June 23, 2007 - 3:25 PM

        .
        AS I've grown older, I've found
        It's no good to CHASE around...
        After CUTIES, younger than ME...
        (At least...not any LAD under 23!!)

        I hang around Construction Sites
        And gaze at the boys ...up 40 flights
        Of half-built stairs, wit thur "Hard Hats" on!
        Pose'n on the beams, show'n off thur BRAWN!!!

        Times like these, I'm hit ("POW!") wit the TRUTH
        That I SAT, do'n NUT'N... and wasted my YOUTH.
        A "Balancing Queen!!!"...cud-a, "shud-a" ..been m' DREAM..!!
        NOW, I'd be up THAR wit the BOYS..on a concrete BEAM!

        Boo..Hoo!!! :-(

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          Sun, June 24, 2007 - 9:27 PM
          Here's another one!!!...(It's a SONG!)

          AS I've grown older, I've found...
          50 GREY Hairs!!! Not one of 'em, brown..
          Like they use to be when I YOUNG !!!
          In thos days, Piller to Post, I swung!

          First, a BUM! Then, a WINO! Then, an Indian Chief!
          Spent time wit "Buck Naked"...but, it was BRIEF!!
          CUDn't stand his feathers! They made me sneeze
          Sweat Tents?? Pure Torture!!!..(Jus ask me knees!!!)

          Next day, I found....a "BLING" of a Man
          A Diamond in the RUFF! The Shah of I-CAN" !!
          He GOT me a RING and a gown..wit a veil..
          Then, the COPS came....and threw him in JAIL...!!!

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