there is a cat that watches me pee
leaning upon the toilet to see
his big green eyes say "You're the Man!"
i think my cat is my favorite fan.
leaning upon the toilet to see
his big green eyes say "You're the Man!"
i think my cat is my favorite fan.
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Re: Cat Tongue Poem
Mon, February 14, 2005 - 10:22 AMMEOW! This is great! Thanks Justus! :) -
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Re: Cat Tongue Poem
Fri, February 18, 2005 - 12:50 PMOkay- fellow tribester's you've got to see this latest thread in another poetry tribe about this theme - heelarious! :)
seattle.tribe.net/thread/fb...eba3b352ca
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Re: Cat Tongue Poem
Mon, March 21, 2005 - 11:39 AMBeware of kitties eyeing your tackle
mayhaps they think it's some kind of snackle
Cats are known for their choice in sadistic toys
So ya might wanna keep an eye on your "boys" ...
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Re: Cat Tongue Poem
Mon, May 16, 2005 - 3:12 PMkitty lick a stick
her tounge is rough
beware she is quick
she'll hurt your stuff.
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Re: Cat Tongue Poem
Thu, December 21, 2006 - 11:43 AMwhat dangles and hangs
is fair game for fangs
and also for claws
and some batting
your weenus is in danger
so speaks the odd stranger
on matters of general catting
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Re: Cat Tongue Poem
Thu, September 28, 2006 - 7:07 AMHorrah!! Cat poems rock!
Try this -
MY CATS
I have a cat call Forty
And another called Squid
Because I bought em
For forty quid.
CATALYTIC CONVERTER
My cat loves his motorbike
When he goes out
He goes MEEO OOOO OOW...
www.pottypoetry.co.uk
