I dare yah... to write a poem beginning with the line...

"Now I lay me down to TAN......"

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I'll start it off wit my little....
"Rhythm & Rhyme"...thing-a-ma-gig!

Here goes....

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{{high squeaky voice}}

"Now, I lay me down to TAN,
Sip’n on a 10 oz... cold Beer Can.
Swing’n on a hamock, ‘tween 2 Palm trees.
Luv’n m’ LIFE and...enjoying the breeze.

Sun’s as hot as dry grass, ablaze.
I start thinking of m’younger days.
Toil'n long hours for barely a dollar,
Work’n as a "smelly" Sewer Pipe Installer!"

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