I wish I was hairless
From the neck down
'Cause I look real silly
Like a wig on a clown
They call me "The Wolf Man"
When I go out in shorts
I'd be made fun of less
If I were covered with warts
I pluck and I shave
And I wax and I trim
But it's back the next day
Yes, much thicker than thin
Oh, I wish it were so
Then my mom won't complain
How the bathroom gets flooded
When I clog up the drain
How I wish I were normal
Yes... Smooth like a beak
Oh, why must I be such a hairy-ass freak???

-J.Luna